Anonymous asked: okay fine. im currently texting you. ;)
ohh..uhh ummm okay.
uhhh… hahahhaa
Anonymous asked: i secretly love you.
i love you too.
and it doesn’t need to be a secret if you just tell me:)
- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. She's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
